Saturday, 9 October 2010

Businessman of the Year?

If this is true it's fucking brilliant, received this email today.

From The London Times: A Well-Planned Retirement
A perfect example of government mismanagement.

"Outside England 's Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years,it's parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were for cars (£1.40),for buses (about £7).
Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn't show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.

The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo's own responsibility.

The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee.

The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.

Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy ... is a man who'd apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about £560 per day -- for 25 years.

Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 7 million pounds ... and no one even knows his name."

Tuesday, 5 October 2010

I Had A Dream - Bertie R.I.P

I dreamt last night that Bertie died & though I did not care, I followed him to Heaven's Gates to see how he would fare. I noticed he was carrying a very heavy sack, I wondered what was in it & why he had it on his back?

He walked straight up to the Gates saying "which way do I go?" I know he must have lost his way as he should have gone below. St Peter's eyes they near popped out "Come in my man," he said. "I hope you've loved your neighbours well?" & boy was Bertie red.

"Of course I've loved my neighbours, from the bankers right on down, I even loved the builders too, that developed every town. I've read my bible & sung my praises, now Heaven I wish to see, so Peter step aside there, the Lord will welcome me."

Now Peter listened patiently & then said with a smile "Your Halo's not quite ready yet so just relax a while & while you wait I'll have a look to see what's in your sack, in case it's not a saintly one or holds an uneducated Tabloid Hack."

"Oh that sack just holds the proof of good deeds that I've wrought, my autobiography & my daughters books & the positions that I bought." But when Peter had a look inside he saw there well stuffed down the Backhanders & brown envelopes that had brought old Ireland down.

St Patrick then came on the scene, his temper far from cool, Bertie tried to shake his hand but Patrick is no fool. Said he "My man do you not think you've pushed your luck too far, we've not forgot all the misery you've caused from West Cork to South Armagh."

St Peter turned to Bertie, his wrath was plain to see saying "Get out you lowly hypocrite & don't try bluffing me, your bluffing days are over now, so out you've gotta go & don't forget your brown envelopes, you may need them down below."

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He's Back

He's back & this time he intends to destroy us all.

He has made The Wall Street Journal no less Bertie Whores out his former Office

In light of his recent exploits I think it's apt to revisit this one!

Monday, 4 October 2010

Bertie takes his seat in the Cabinet!

The two people most responsible for the state this country now finds itself in, would seem to be in a race to see which of them can bring the most disrepute to the office of An Taoiseach. In his defence I think Cowen's garglegate incident was just a serious error of judgement & nothing more, which led to him & Ireland being ridiculed throughout the world. Bertie on the other hand is a shameless Whore who would sell his own soul (& probably has) for an ounce of publicity & a few grubby Euro. The man is a complete and utter disgrace & an embarrassment at a time when this country needs to project a positive image abroad. Anyone who buys the rag he is promoting, actually either of the Rags, The News of the World or his Autobiography are contributing to his shameful diminishing of Brand Ireland & Brand Taoiseach.