Thursday, 19 November 2009

Cheating doesn't pay, unless you're French


Platini & Blatter discuss the tragedy of France's qualification for South Africa, under such controversial circumstances.

"Fuck em Sepp, they're only minnows, Henry had to cheat, it's great for the sport & the tournament, did you see Liam Lawerences hair for fuck sake."

"I agree Michel, thank fuck the ref didn't see it, there will be a lot of shouting over this but we'll just say the Ref's decision is final & if we have to we'll hang him out to dry"

"Great, sorted then, just make sure there are no fucking offers of replays or any shit like that Sepp & I'll make sure Henry shuts up about it, maybe make a statement that it was an accidental handball & that cheating doesn't pay etc., to pacify the fucking Kids Brigade."

"Right so, see ya later, got to try and find a way of rigging the seedings to keep the USA & some of the Asians in the tournament past the group stages, last 16 will do."

A New Career for the Little Bollox


Is Willie in training for a new career, or does he need any to become a robbing Cunt.

Most dodgy fuckers would have the decency to wear a mask or balaclava when looting & robbing, Fianna Fail do it barefaced and still get away with it.

Wednesday, 18 November 2009

Colm Doherty - New MD at A.I.B.


Colm Doherty was the head of AIB Capital Markets whose stockbroking wing Goodbodys purposefully & illegally traded in its own AIB shares through companies based in the Caribbean and South Sea islands as per the evidence given by Eugene McErlean (Former group Internal Auditor) to an Oireachtas Committee on Economic Regulatory Affairs hearing earlier this year.


This was the second time in recent years that a former AIB staff member had noted that AIB had traded its own shares through suspect territories such as Nevis and Vanuatu.

It is worth noting that while Vanuatu is a tax haven and dealings with it are frowned upon, Nevis is strictly on the banned list, it is completely black listed & the only reason anyone would trade through there would be to cover up illegality.

I'm not saying Doherty was involved but he was there & these are the types of dealings that have put this Country in the fucking mess we're in.

Now instead of worrying about what AIB were going to pay this guy, Lenihan should have been saying No fucking way to his appointment, he says they couldn't find an outsider so they had to appoint from within. Not from within the dodgiest department / wing of their business they didn't.

Again the banks whistle and FF wag's its tail, the difference in his salary will be made up in perks & bonuses.

Welcome Committee


This Gentleman welcomed Bertie to Dubray Books on Sat 14th November 2009. The Man's a Hero, Fucking Brilliant.

There's more fiction in his book than in his daughters drivel, but at least she admits it's made up nonsense.

Tuesday, 17 November 2009

The 1980's - We could Emigrate when things were Shit.

I once many years ago tricked my flatmates into thinking they had overslept, I had been working nights and arrived home to our flat in Tottenham at 6am. I turned off the alarm clock of the one that needed to get up earliest and moved the time on 2 hours on the other guys, I then changed the time on their watches, my clock and on the video.

I went to bed and listened, at 8am ( really 6) G's alarm went off, this woke F who immediately flew into a panic, as he was due in work at 8.30, I could hear him begging G to drive him to work, we lived in Tottenham at the time and F worked in Mill Hill East so it was a bit of a hike. It became really funny (and I really should have stepped in) when G charged him £20 to drive him & F actually agreed and paid. He got to work on time all right, a full 90 mins early in fact.

How we laughed at that one, well me and G did anyway, the year was 1989 and £ 20 was a lot of money then, it's becoming a lot of money now too.

I remember this incident as it happened on the night / morning the Berlin wall came down & thought of it today while reading about the student demonstration that led to fall of communism in Czechoslovakia, 20 years ago today. Funny the shit you remember..