Thursday, 31 January 2008

Did I Say That ? - eh - What Did I Say ???/

“It is not correct — if I said so I wasn’t correct. I can’t recall if I did say it. But I did not say, or if I did say it, I didn’t mean to say it, that these issues could not be dealt with until the end of the Mahon Tribunal.”

One day his tax affairs cannot be dealt with until he has finished (lying to) giving evidence to the Mahon tribunal.

A few weeks later and all this changes, apparently the revenue can deal with his tax situation prior to the Mahon tribunal finishing with the slimey little fucker.

Another shit storm has blown up today re Bertie helping Manchester businessman Norman Turner, obtain an Irish passport in 1994.

Of course Bertie claims he did nothing wrong here, he states that under our CONSTITUTION and under the LAW OF THE STATE Mr. Turner was entitled to an Irish passport because his mother was an Irish citizen. the fact that Mr Turner made a fianancial donation of $ 10K to Fianna Fail had nothing to do with it.

Phil Hogan the Fine Gael environment spokesman said today "The timing of the issue of the passport is significant given what we now know about financial transactions involving Mr Ahern and his associates during 1994."

Mr Hogan also stated that Des Richardson, was given $10,000 by Mr Turner in 1994 and on the 8th August, 1994, the day before the passport was issued, Mr Ahern lodged £20,000 into the bank from what he has described as savings of £50,000.

I'm not an expert but this always seemed a little dodgy to me (Where did you get the € 20K ? "eh well you see I had it in a safe with € 30K more, yeah that's it € 50K, yeah in the safe, no banks no just the owl safe, for me kids ya know, their education and stuff, promised Miriam I did yeah.") But the timing was I'm (NOT) sure coincidental.

Of course there was also nothing wrong with Bertie and Dessie attending matches at Old Trafford as guests of Mr. Turner around the same time as the passport application and talks on the proposed casino development in the Pheonix Park were underway.

Reference the Irish Times the following is a list of transactions that the Mahon Tribunal are investigating re bank accounts operated by Bertie Ahearn.

" These include a loan of £19,115.97 taken out by Mr Ahern on December 24th, 1993; a lodgement of £22,500 made to a special savings account on December 30th; a lodgement of £27,164.44 to the same special savings account on April 25th, 1994; a lodgement of £2,835.56 made to a current account on the same day; a lodgement of £20,000 to an account in the name of Mr Ahern's daughters on August 8th, 1994; and a lodgement of £24,838.49 made to Mr Ahern's account on October 11th, 1994."

It's just staggering how much there is and the The tribunal says the transactions in question are largely undocumented.

How is this man still Taoiseach ? What sort of a government have we that would tolerate this sort of crap and still accept and defend this man as their leader ? The answer to both questions is of course the same 'Fianna Fail', the party and its members are so used to dodgy dealings and corruption (De-Valera, Charles Haughey, Ray Burke, P Flynn, Liam Lawler & Bertie to name the high profile ones only, never mind the scores of dodgy councillors in North Dublin and beyond) that they accept it and some even glory in it.

Only when public opinion turns against Fiaanna Fail and Bertie's satisfaction rating plummets will anyone in that party lead a revolt and then as we have seen in the past with Jack Lynch, Haughey and Reynolds it will be swift and bloody.

If I have to wait 10 more years to see someone nail you I will happily do so, YOU SLIMEY LITTLE CUNT.


DON'T EVEN STAND UP, JUST STAY ON YOUR KNEES AND FUCK OFF.

Wednesday, 30 January 2008

Will The Real Brian O'Driscoll Please Stand Up !!!


Will this jessie turn up to play on Saturday or will he hide again ? Neither he or Darcy have had a good game in an Irish shirt in nearly 12 months and it's about time they STOOD up and were counted.
IF NOT, THEN THEY NEED TO 'STAND UP AND FUCK OFF.'

Tuesday, 29 January 2008

You've got to be taking the piss EDDIE !!


The Irish team to play Italy on Saturday was named today and as expected EOS picked a team to save his job rather than a team to help prepare for the next major tournament. Ah sure another Triple Crown will do, wont it Eddie, good lad yourself.


You left Gleeson and Jennings (the two best opensides available) out of the panel, but then you pick the same back row and leave Heaslip out aswell, my word what an ass.


Murphy (Full Back) and Trimble (Centre) on the wings, would Rob Kearney not have been worth a run on either wing, he is certainly playing better than Trimble at the moment.


At least you left Reddin at half back with O'Gara, I suppose we should be grateful.


Italy (no longer the whipping boys) are the only team in the six nations apart from Scotland who you can try new and inexperienced players out against, but as usual with you its the same hand everytime until someone is either injured or suspended.


LEAVING OUT HEASLIP IS SIMPLY UNFORGIVEABLE AND SHOWS THAT THE TEAM IS NOT BEING PICKED ON FORM, NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY.

Eddie Eddie please just go !!!!

Monday, 28 January 2008

I HATE NOVELTY / MUSICAL RINGTONES

There are 9 people in my office at work and out of this nine at least 4 have stupid and or annoying ringtones on their mobile phone.

Today alone, 3 of their mobiles rang (1 on 3 seperate occasions) while they were out of the office (on a tea break most likely), the ringtones were unbelievably loud and annoying.

But even more annoying, is the term mobile implies they could / should take the fucking things with them when they leave the office, instead of forcing those of us who were / are actually working to listen to whatever piece of rubbish they had / have downloaded that / this morning instead of doing their jobs.

People who are over 18 and are not satisfied with the standard ringtones provided by the phones manufacturer need to take a LONG HARD LOOK at themselves, these ringtones are not cool or trendy or fun, they are extremely loud, stupid and annoying.

When your phone rings and people stare / glare at you, they are not thinking 'What a cool ringtone' they are thinking 'What an uneducated thick ignorant annoying CUNT.'

SO IF YOU HAVE ONE OF THESE "SPECIAL" RINGTONES ON YOUR PHONE - PLEASE STAND UP, SHOVE THE FUCKING THING UP YOUR THICK UNEDUCATED SKANGER ARSE AND FUCK OFF.

Thursday, 17 January 2008

TREASON - BUT WHO'S THE GUILTY ONE ?

Fianna Fail TD Mary O'Rourke accused Fine Gael leader Enda Kenny of "treason" for criticising Mr Ahern while he was abroad. Ms O'Rourke described Mr Kenny's actions as "betraying an alarming lack of patriotism".

Poor Fianna Fail and poor Bertie, there he is in Africa flying the flag and batting for Ireland and no-one gives a shit, all they want to talk about is his tax affairs and whether or not he is Tax Compliant.

Enda Kenny is no fool he and his collegues in Fine Gael and Labour knew the best time to launch an all out offensive against Bertie, was while he was away on a jolly (Under the pretence of) fostering trade links in Tanzania & South Africa.

The Fianna Fail party as any government party would, expected to see their leader being lauded on our news reports as the Statesman abroad, representing his country in a professional manner bringing credit to himself and the party for his efforts.

Instead we have seen him walking through townships, cities and parliment buildings dodging questions re his dodgy finances and tax situation. Ryanair are even taking the piss out of his tax situation in one of their ads. His position is rapidly becoming untenable, it has already become a farce and a joke.

On Monday 14/01/08 Bertie Ahern announced €5m in Irish Aid funding for the Niall Mellon Township Trust (A truly worthwhile cause).

On wednesday 16/01/08 Bertie Ahern met political leaders in Tanzania and pledged €170m in direct aid for the country (Again a worthwhile cause).

HSE report on Monday 14/01/08: 16 hospitals accross the country are having their budgets cut, € 10 million in total is being cut from their budgets, with Tallaght hospital facing the largest cut of approx € 2 million. This is in line with the HSE's policy of rewarding and punishing hospitals for their efficiency.

We can afford to build houses in South Africa and fund projects in Tanzania but cannot afford healthcare for our own people. The logic baffles me, if Tallaght hospital was deemed to be inefficient this year, how will reducing their budget help ? CUNTS.

The strategy of cutting hospital budgets was obviously thought up by the same people behind the idea of situating the National Childrens Hospital at the Mater and the idea of centralising cancer treatment in MRSA riddled shitholes like Beaumont and St. James. Of course all this was approved by our own obesity crisis of a Health Minister Mary Harney.

Who is more guilty Enda Kenny and his collegues or Bertie and his ???
Who has brought more embarrassment and shame on our country ???

I like and respect Mary O'Rourke and her family (The Lenihans) but surely Mary (no matter how loyal you are) you can see Bertie has become a complete liability to Fianna Fail and a complete embarrassment to this country. It is he who is guilty of Treason.

BERTIE AHEARN - PLEASE STAND UP & FUCK OFF !!!!!!!!!!!



Wednesday, 16 January 2008

Bertie's getting a little upset I think.

Poor old Bertie is getting a little upset with people asking him about his Tax Affairs and whether he has a Tax Clearance Cert or not.

He accused Fine Gael leader Enda Kenny of telling lies yesterday while on his jollies in Cape Town.

As Eamonn Gilmore said at the weekend Bertie it wont be long now until Fianna Fail shafts you, because you are making them all look bad and it's becoming harder for them to back you as leader and Taoiseach and retain credibility with the electorate.

Do us all a favour and GO now.

BERTIE PLEASE STAND UP AND FUCK OFF & TAKE 'MARY HARNEY' WITH YOU !!!

Tuesday, 15 January 2008

Eddie O'Sullivan - Please Just Go !!!

Eddie O'Sullivan announced the squad for the six nations today saying 'First and foremost I feel this squad reflects the form of the players in the Heineken Cup and Magners League,'.




Well Eddie it doesn't if you think Johnny O'Connor deserves a place ahead of either Shane Jennings or Keith Gleeson. This is pure politics no matter what way you look at it, Keith Gleeson was left out of the World Cup squad and we sat and watched David Wallace have a pig of a tournament without there being another genuine openside available to replace him, I thought you would have learned your lesson, but obviously not.

Both Gleeson and Jennings are playing out of their skins at the moment but you can pick Wallace and O'Connor ahead of them, IDIOT, whatever about Wallace, O'Connor should not be there and you must know this.

With O'Connell out where is your leader in the pack ? Easterby maybe and lets face it if he breaks both his legs you will still pick him, but other than him there isn't one, because Jennings and Gleeson aint there.

It will also be interesting to see what the second row will be, come the first game, considering you haven't thought about Leo Cullen for a few years. Will Heaslip (The in-form player) get the No.8 jersey or will it be Leamy, no matter what happens ?

Tommy Bowe, Gavin Duffy and Johnny O'Connor are not of international standard unless we are talking Germany or Spain. Gleeson should be in for his work on the ground and around the field and so should Jennings ON FORM ALONE.

At least you dropped that jessie Isac Boss, we should be thankful for that much.

I HATE TO SAY IT BUT I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CONFIDENCE LEFT IN YOU OR YOUR MANAGEMENT TEAM. THE IRFU SHOULD HAVE SACKED YOU AFTER THE FIASCO IN FRANCE BUT AT THIS STAGE THEY ARE MORE INTERESTED IN COVERING THEIR OWN ARSES AFTERALL THEY DID GIVE YOU THAT NICE NEW 4 YEAR CONTRACT.

EDDIE O'SULLIVAN, PLEASE STAND UP & FUCK OFF !!!

Friday, 11 January 2008

John Waters - What a Cunt !!!!!!!!!

It seems that 'Giant' of a human being 'John Waters' has been on the radio complaining about the internet being full of satanism and pornography while also expounding his dislike of bloggers and blogging.

This is from a man who wrote a eurovision song (Reason enough to hate him) that received less that ZERO points if that's possible and also featured on some reality TV skating shit bollox of a programme (For Charity).

This is the same proper journalist who cried when Katie French (God rest her) died because she was 'his daughter' - he didn't claim the two chaps John Grey and Kevin Doyle as 'his sons' though did he, WHAT A CUNT indeed.

Now it seems 'Captain Cunt' himself is launching his own website (Blogging by a different name really), can't wait for this one, check it out for a laugh http://www.johnwaters.ie/ .

He claimed on the radio that 80% of the internet is taken up with Satanism and Pornography, he didn't say what percentage of it was taken up with SHIT but by launching his own site he is doing his best to increase the figure. CUNT !

JOHN WATERS PLEASE STAND UP AND FUCK OFF.

Tuesday, 8 January 2008

The Race For The White House - 2.

I've decided that I am against both Hillary Clinton & Rudy Giuliani.

Hillary: She is just too old, If America is going to elect a woman president then it should be one that's still able to concieve naturally. She also had her shot at the presidency for 8 years when Bill had it (& everything else), a change is required and she just aint it.

Rudy: 9/11 saved his (& George Bush's) ass, if it hadn't happened he wouldn't even be in the race (& GB wouldn't be in the White House), his popularity had slumped even in NY, then a couple of planes hit a couple of buildings and a few thousand people die and yipee we're off again. How many wifes are we on now, not exactly a great example is he, in a country that prides itself on the family etc. certainly wont be a favourite with the voters in the mid-west. So it's a no to you too.

Bertiegate - It still drags on & on & on.

How's it going there Bertie, show us your Tax Clearance Cert, oh that's right you can't because you don't have one, you LIED about that too didn't you.

I'm fully Tax complient you said, all tax liability was settled you said, pity the Revenue are like the rest of us with a brain WE DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE YOU.

Monday, 7 January 2008

The Race For The White House - 1.

The primaries are now in full swing, and each candidate and his / her team are doing all they can to get themselves noticed in as positive a manner as possible in the hope of securing the nomination.

How about my early Tip of Barack Obama & John Edwards, not likely I know but a good little outside bet I think.

I read somewhere that it costs the American voter approx $10 each to support the presidency through its full term of four years, thats $2.5 per year or less than 5c each per week. So you pretty much get what you pay for.

2 Pints cost more than $10 in my local so on a good night I would drink the guts of 4-5 presidencies.

No wonder it’s 20 years this year since someone other than a Bush or a fucking Clinton was running the most powerful nation on earth.

If Hillary gets elected we are looking at quarter of a century with just two families in the White House and before them 8 years of fucking Reagan with Bush snr as his vice president.

Obama says he is about change, most Americans are too fat to change their shoes let alone their politics so the little non-white boy will have to work very hard just to get them off their arses to vote, especially for him.

Thursday, 3 January 2008

Pakistan - Should we care ??



Pakistani soldiers in a city market in Karachi, Pakistan.

Islam - what a wonderful way to live and raise children.

It's no wonder Pakistan is still a "Third World Country," I know it's now politically correct to call them "Developing Countries", but in Pakistans case all they seem to be developing is HATRED & VIOLENCE.

An article in TIME magazine asks "Why Pakistan Matters ?", and my answer to this would be:

  1. They have Nuclear Weapons and we in the West cannot afford to let the Fundamentalists or Islamists gain power no matter what the cost.
  2. Pakistan is the worlds largest breeding ground for Islamists, Islamic Fundamentalists, al-Qaeda-linked Islamic extremists & Suicide bombers.
  3. The Border area with Afghanistan, which is lawless and under the control of the extremists, the Taliban, their supporters and sympathisers.

Benazir Bhutto & Pervez Musharraf, sharing power was the dream ticket for the West and probably for Musharraf aswell as in reality he had little hope of defeating Her in an open election and having the result accepted by his opponents.

Her supporters have now turned on Musharraf instead of the more likely suspects al-Qaeda in their quest for revenge following her murder, leading to the elections being put back to February. This I'm sure Musharraf hopes will allow time for the unrest to calm and will reduce the amount of sympathy votes Bhutto's party are likely to receive, it may work out like this but I'm not convinced.

I worry that the delays and the unrest may lead to another military coup as one or more of Musharraf's more militant and extremist Generals decides now is the right time to sieze power in the name of Islam.

The West and the Bush administration cannot allow this to happen, we cannot have an Islamist in control of an arsenal of Nuclear Weapons next door to neighbours they hate, who also have Nuclear Weapons (INDIA).

Stability is already in short supply in this region but at least Musharraf has some contact and communication with his neighbours and the West and this however little must be preserved and supported, by force if necessary.

Musharraf keeping power by winning a democratic and fairly run election is the ideal outcome for the West as this would reduce the chances of a successful coup being mounted by his opponents and would also remove support for al-Qaeda & the Islamists and their excuse to launch attacks against the new government and the West.

No matter what the eventual outcome, the region and we in the West are in for a bumpy and scary ride over the next few months ..

Now - What's going on in IRAN ??

PATIENCE -- A VIRTUE ??

"The National Roads Authority has asked drivers to be patient as roadworks continue on the M50" or so said the NRA's Director of Communications, Sean O'Neill, while speaking on RTE radio today.

IT'S NOT LIKE WE HAVE MUCH FUCKING CHOICE, NOW IS IT.